Teacher 2 student Aaj tune fir

Teacher to student Aaj tune fir
homework kyun nahi kiya..??
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Student:”sir, light nai thi..
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Sir:”to mombati jala leta..
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Student:”sir, machis nai utha sakta
tha..
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Sir:”kyu.. ??
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Student:”sir, puja ghar me rakhi....................
thi..
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Sir:”to uthayi kyun nai.. ??
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Student:”nahaya nai tha sir.................
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Sir:” nahaya kyu nai tha.. ??
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Student:”paani nahi tha sir..................
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Sir:”paani kyu nahi tha.. ??
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Student:”sir motor nahi chal raha
tha....................
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Sir:”ullu k pathhe ab motor ko kya
hua.. ????????
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Student:”sir aap admi ho ya pajama,
saale chutiye kitni baar bolu light
nahi thi.. ??.. :/ :p :O
Teacher Shock – Student Rock...................