My Puppy Punched Me In The Eye

My Puppy Punched Me In The Eye
My Rabbit Whacked My Ear
My Ferret Gave A Frightful Cry
Nd Roundhouse Kicked My Rear
My Lizard Flipped Me Upside Down
My Kitten Kicked My Head
My Hamster Slammed Me To The Ground
ANd Left Me Nearly Dead
So My Advice Avoid Regrets
No Matter What You Do
D0nt Ever Let Ur Family Pets
Take Less0ns In Kung Fu.